Fanboy Numero Uno

I’m normally a “play-it-cool” kinda guy. I don’t like to fawn over people or even go out of my way to meet them. They’re just people. And if they’re well-known people they probably already have enough of that going on and wouldn’t mind a little bit of personal space.

But a combination of fascinating people, one day after another of free booze (top shelf stuff too!), and a lot of really interesting discussions combined to push me past the bounds of propriety.

Did Matt Mullenweg need to hear me tell him that I make money off of his product that he gives away for free? Probably not. Did Tantek çelik need me stalking him for 20 minutes to take a picture ? Definitely not. (I was really just sitting two rows behind him and trying to get a shot when he turned his head.) Did the guys who make Red vs. Blue need me to take advantage of their open bar tab? Well, that one’s their own fault.

I’m slowly recovering from SXSW Interactive, which ended last night. I’ll (hopefully) post more on it once I’m a little bit caught up on work. Like it does every year, it has left my head bubbling over with ideas.

SXSW Panel: Dogma Free Design

Random notes from the panel which is still ongoing. Maybe I’ll liveblog!

  1. Web design should be controlled by designers
  2. AJAX is the future of the web
  3. Every big company should have a usability lab
  4. All web apps require ethnographic research
  5. 99% of Flash is BAD

The above are all DOGMA. Forget it. Let’s talk about the direction we need to be going. –Dirk Knemeyer

Savant
Design is the fundamental soul of a human-made creation that ends up expressing itself in successive outer layers of the product or service. –Steve Jobs, Apple

Scientific Method
Introduce cautious, well-measured changes and introductions of new features and products. [...] UI is a science not an art. –Marissa Meyer, VP Product, Google

The above pair of quotes were presented on a slide

Hey, I’m am liveblogging [Update:]

Grossman is talking now: discussing how usability testing can be taken to extremes and become dogma. It reminded me of a common theme today for the smaller businesses that are creating beautiful products that work well. Amazingly they have product release cycles measured in days or, in some cases, hours! (I can’t even conceptualize that.)

They pointed out something that has been obvious to me for years: Amazon has a horrible interface. Yet they do a ton of usability testing and A/B testing for any change they make to their site. A/B testing is like comparing McDonald’s burgers with mayo to McDonald’s burgers with mustard (analogy stolen from one of the panelists). At some point a radical change is required to move forward with the design of the site or product or whatever.

Of course the example of good usability testing is the Apple iPod product line which also popped up on a slide.


Conventions are a useful thing. Jakob Nielson is not. (That one is my own.)


The Leadership Triumvirate

  1. Ideation
  2. Communication
  3. Implementation

Design normally comes in at the implementation stage as the production part of the product assembly line. It should start after the initial idea stage (design as communication is a strategic value add).

“He who can define the problem can define the solution.” –Goto


Really neat process map by Wroblewski:

http://www.gotomedia.com/goto/lifestyle/process/

SXSW Update

Flickr photo stream

I’ve temporarily added the Flickr Flash app to display my SXSW photo stream below the menu on this site. Temporary because I don’t like the Javascript implementation but I don’t have time to put up anything else right now.

Microformats presentation by Tantek Çelik

I saw these applications on Jakob Heuser‘s laptop and thought they were cool:

Textmate (Text Editor for OS X)

It first grabbed my attention because Jakob had edited his color schemes to be colored text on a black background. Silly reason I know but it took me back to my days of programming MUDs back in college.

The functionality took me back too. It was the best of both worlds with the syntax highlighting and robust features of a GUI editor and the aliasing system of Linux. I’m not saying I’m going to replace my BBEdit, but I’m definitely going to play around with Textmate.

Adium X (Messenger for OS X)

I have no idea about this one but it looked interesting and I saw it at the same time that I saw Textmate, so I want to check it out too.

SXSW Panel: Beyond Folksonomies – Knitting Tag Clouds for Grandma

This panel defined folksonomy and the current state of tagging. During the course of the conversation there were a few suggestions on ways to improve upon the current state of affairs, which is what the panel was really about. I wanted to expand on that part of the conversation.

It seems to me that every time a cool new technology or idea comes around, we jump on the bandwagon with such enthusiasm that we leave behind everything that came before. When the discussion repeatedly turned to letting non-power-users rely on or draw from the knowledge of the group, either in the form of automatic tagging or keyword suggestions, people questioned how any one person could rely on the opinions of another. While I agree that no system is perfect (systems are, after all, created by imperfect humans), it seems to me that we’ve been developing methods of quantifying trust for a long time.

When I buy something on eBay I’m reasonably assured that I’m buying from a reputable seller. The same goes for opinions on Epinions. Does anybody remember when Epinions was the cool new kid that would empower the masses? I still use the site when making purchasing decisions. For that matter, look at any peer-to-peer network.

Simple ideas tend to be the best ideas. That’s my corollary to Occum’s Razor. Simple methods of user ranking can create a trust mechanism that would allow novice users to rely on the wisdom of experts. This could easily allow for experts in specific areas (Jazz was mentioned during the panel).

I want to repeat one suggestion that was brought up during the panel: tagging should be incorporated directly into the browser (and operating systems). Regular bookmarking should take advantage of tags. This should not replace categorization but rather be offered as an option to it. Just because you think it is better doesn’t mean it has to replace something people have already learned to use. There is something to be said for the efficiency of knowledge already learned.

That suggestion led directly to something that I have not heard mentioned by anyone despite it being extremely obvious. In fact, it hadn’t occurred to me until the panel. Tagging has been around since the early days of the web. It has been done by the experts in each subject area and it has been done to a vast quantity of what is out there. I’m talking about keywords. Remember meta-tags?

Why has nobody created a bookmark plugin or web utility bookmarklet that automatically includes meta-data with the link URL? This should be automated in every browser and bookmarking website and, at the very least, include the two most common meta-tags: description and keywords. Relying on past lessons learned: bookmark searching should be able to very easily include or exclude metadata in order to deal with keyword spamming (there we go re-using past knowledge to enhance the trust of the system…).

I’ll leave off there. Hopefully other attendees (and the panelists themselves) can offer more suggestions or point out the flaws in mine. The evolution of ideas is best accomplished through collaboration.

Related Links:
Panel Listing on SXSW
Beyond Folksonomies (great resource page)

Countdown: One Day to SXSW

SXSW Interactive is just over a day away. It’s my favorite time of the year. Even better than Christmas.

Great article up on Salon right now called I, Nanobot. Definitely worth a read.

I just saw a great Twilight Zone. One of the old black and white ones. Man, I didn’t realize how much better they were than the schlock they put out in the color series. I saw two great episodes really, but the second one resonated more. The all powerful state, which banned books to limit knowledge, decided if people were obsolete or not. Obsolete people were executed. The obsolete person, a librarian, got his revenge on the state by getting his judge executed as well. What’s good for the goose…

This post was written at 1 AM but due to a power shortage wasn’t posted until morning. (I only mention that so that people don’t think I sit around in my underwear watching old Twilight Zone episodes on a workday morning.)

Maybe it’s just me

Austin, TX
i just got back from voting in the primaries. I live in a golf course community, so it probably makes sense to have the primaries at the golf course but it sure seemed strange. The elections are normally held two blocks away at an elementary school. The school is on the main road, not down a side road; everybody knows where it is and I think a lot of people would feel more comfortable there than in the clubhouse of a golf course.

Democrats would certainly feel more comfortable not getting their “voting code” (for the Diebold voting machine) from a guy who proudly wrote “Republican” on his name tag.

I’m probably just being paranoid but I would really like to know why the election wasn’t held in the same place as the last few have been? This is my first time voting in a primary. Is it usual for it to be held at a different location that regular elections?

Update: Austinites, check the Democratic primary results herre.

Rubber Stamps

Here’s a Democratic marketing idea: hand out rubber stamps that have an elephant crossed out (using the standard circle with a diagonal line through it). The message: Republicans are rubber stamps for their party leadership and/or Bush.

It’s gimmicky. People love gimmicks. Just look at the purple band-aids that Republicans wore in 2004. Sure the stamps won’t denigrate the service of every purple-hearted veteran but that’s okay. We’ll leave that to the Republicans.

Line Item Veto

Prometheus 6 points out that Bush is seeking a line-item veto with specific wording that he believes will withstand a court challenge. P6 is against the idea but I’m a bit more open-minded.

I would like to see a line-item veto bill with a sunset clause that required it be renewed every 10 years. That would cross presidential election boundaries and would let us weigh its usefulness every decade.

The fact that a Republican congress granted this power to a Democratic president (before the Supreme Court struck it down) makes me believe they really thought it would be a good idea. I can certainly see the benefit of having some way to eliminate pork. Can you say $500,000,000 bridges to nowhere?

Yes, I have a great fear that it would be abused, which is why it should be limited in scope to only apply to budget bills. And if it doesn’t work out, hey, it won’t last much longer than Bush’s presidency and it would certainly cause a lot less harm.

Hey Cosby: Sue Me

Waxy.org is hosting a series of parodies of Bill Cosby called the “House of Cosbys” wherein Cosby is the subject of a cloning experiment gone wrong. Bill Cosby is threatening legal action against Waxy, claiming “unfair competition” and a violation of Bill’s “rights of publicity.”

Bloggers have been removing links to Waxy in response to messages from Bill’s legal team. Nevermind that the material is protected under the first amendment and nevermind that, as Waxy points out, Cosby has been paradied by Mad Magazine, Saturday Night Live, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and others.

This is a guy with extremely thin skin going after the little guy because he knows he can’t go after the big boys, legally or professionally. The latter would be career suicide. Not that he is doing much these days anyway.

Go here for Waxy’s response which includes clips from many of the Cosby parodies.

Now that I’ve posted no less than three links to Waxy (oops, four now), I have one thing to say to Bill Cosby and his legal team:

Sue Me

PS If Waxy ends up getting sued and has to setup a legal defense fund, I’ll gladly contribute to it. (Hopefully, those of you reading this will do the same if I get sued.)

What about the people?

The tea leaf reading media seems to think the Supreme Court isn’t all that concerned with the redistricting that took place in Texas back in 2003. Scalia even joked about it. There may be some concern over one district.

Republican bloggers, like Betsy, seem pleased by this. I don’t quite understand the joy of watching people who don’t give a shit about you make a grab for more political power. My question to them is a simple one:

What about the people? The voters.

Nevermind the elected leaders whose districts were eliminated. And let’s not limit ourselves to just the minority voters who were disenfranchised. The people in general deserve to be more than political pawns.

How about federal legislation requiring all states to redistrict only once every 10 years; for the districting to be done by a panel of judges (retired or otherwise); and for the districts to hew, as closely as possible, to county lines.

That might eliminate a never-ending stream of redistricting battles and court challenges. It might also serve the people. Call me crazy.

Obama’s Manhattan Project

I stole the title from Salon who stole it from the Al Franken show.

This is the first post in a new category: Democratic Ideas. I’ll be posting more policy initiatives and policy speeches that I agree with as I find them. (I’ve personally always wanted to write a book titled “If I Ran Things” that would lay out a whole host of policies — but if other people are doing the hard work already, it’s a lot easier to just link to them.)

Grist has the transcript of a speech that Senator Barack Obama gave on true energy independence. Al Franken has been talking about this for a while, and it is something that is one of the planks of the Democratic platform.

Republican talking heads keep asking what Democrats stand for. What is the Democratic plan? Well, we have some tremendous ideas like energy independence, national healthcare, and ethics reform in Congress.

Now go read the transcript.

The Usability of Multiple Columns

On a mailing list the following question was asked:

Does anyone have links to any usability studies comparing 2-column layouts (1 column with navigation + ancillary information, 1 column with content) against 3-column layouts (2 columns with navigation + ancillary information, 1 with content)?

As an independent web developer I don’t get to do usability studies for my websites. I have to rely on published studies and common sense. That’s okay: most small businesses can’t afford usability studies but they can, and should, have the best website they can afford.

The question piqued my interest so I did a quick Google search for “web design usability study two-column three-column“. The first result led me through a virtual wonderland of usability studies that provided a lot of really interesting information:

Is Multiple-Column Online Text Better? It Depends!

Large high-resolution displays can now have resolutions of over 1900 pixels, resulting in extremely long lines of text. One way to resolve the problem of very long text lines is to divide the text into multiple columns, thus decreasing the width of each individual line. Some sites even allow users to customize pages into one, two, or three columns…

Effects of Link Arrangement on Search Efficiency

Results indicate that column treatments of a large numbers of links has an effect on search time. – This statement could imply that if the designer is given no choice with regards to page depth, that no tested improvement can be made on the search time. In other words, nothing shows that arranging many links in particular formats is going to generate lower search times, so choose the best one from a design point of view.

I found this study to be particularly interesting because it determined that users were able to find links quicker when they were spread across multiple columns whereas I would have expected people to more easily scan a single vertical list.

What is the Best Layout for Multiple-Column Web Pages?

An important issue regarding the physical layout of a web page is the use of space or in this case, how the contents of a web page should be placed within the confines of a window. Web designers have dealt with this issue by using several different methods…

This study found that fluid layouts are preferred by users. Left justified layouts (fixed to the left of the window) are least preferred. None of the tested layouts caused a significant difference in usability. Unlike the previous study regarding link columns, the results of this study are exactly what I would have expected.

Where Should You Put the Links? A Comparison of Four Locations

Online newspapers and journals, as well as many other types of informational sites, are invariably confronted with the question of where to place links associated with the online document. Currently, many informational sites place associative links below (as seen with CNN.com) or on the side of the document (as seen with techreview.com), while a shrinking number of sites embed associative links within their documents, such as scientificamerican.com.

This one studied link locations. Again, no significant difference in
usability based on location of the links. Users preferred links embedded in
the content. I’m with the users and, despite the findings, disagree on the usability aspect. Embedded links appear within a context. I know what they’re about and that makes them more useful to me.

Feeling Uneasy About the UAE Port Deal

When the sale of management of six major U.S. ports to the UAE (technically Dubai Ports World of the UAE) first became a topic of discussion I didn’t know what to make of it. I learned, almost immediately, that the management of nearly all U.S. ports are in the hands of foreign or transnational companies.

Rather than assuage my fears, this made me even more concerned. It’s well-known that port security is the weakest point of defense in this country. It’s been repeatedly pointed out that security is still in the hands of the U.S. for all ports, but that’s not entirely true, is it?

Yes, military and police aspects of all port control are in the hands of the U.S., but that’s like saying that the military is the only necessary aspect of an invasion of a foreign country. Turns out that a police force and management play equal roles. They are three equal parts of the whole.

We are not talking about a sale to a foreign company. The ports management was already in the hands of a foreign company. We’re talking about selling national assets to a government-owned company. We’re talking about a sale to the country of UAE. The more I find out about this deal the more concerned I become:

  • A law requiring a mandatory 45 day review of sales involving foreign governments was ignored. [1]
  • Congress was not informed of the deal. [2]
  • The deal was approved by Treasury Secretary John Snow, the same individual who sold off operations of CSX Rail’s port operations to Dubai Ports World when he was the chairman of CSX. [3]
  • Money for the 9/11 attacks was moved through the UAE banking system. [4]
  • The UAE has been named as a “key transfer point” for shipments of nuclear components. [4]
  • David Sanborn, a former Dubai Ports executive, was appointed as head of maritime administration in the transportation department. [5]

Ultimately, I believe this is another case of cronyism and imperialism (“we can do whatever we want”) by this administration. I don’t fear that nuclear material is going to be smuggled into this country by Dubai Ports World. I do fear that there is a potential for mismanagement; that there will be no incentives to scan more cargo (we currently scan less than five percent); and that we are selling off our national assets to corporations.

I’m concerned that most port operations have been sold off. I’m also concerned that Bush is selling off national wilderness to oil companies to raise a fraction of the money he waived that was owed by the same oil companies for leasing the same land. But I digress…

For all the reasons listed above, this deal is more troubling than most. I don’t fear the company will smuggle nuclear materials into this country, but I don’t trust a crony company of this administration to take the steps necessary to ensure that nobody else smuggles in nuclear material.

This goes straight back to what happened after Katrina. We saw firsthand how badly managed FEMA had become under the Bush administration. We cannot afford a FEMA response to port security (again, the management aspect of security).

[1] Where’s common sense?
[2] Bush tries to salvage ports deal
[3] The “people responsible” for port deal? Bush, Rumsfeld say: Not us!
[4] Bush threatens veto — his first — over port deal
[5] Bush insists Dubai firm is safe to run US ports

South Dakota Banning Abortions For Rape And Incest Victims

The New York Times has the article up under a different title: “Ban on Most Abortions Advances in South Dakota

The ban actually goes further than either title suggests. The law, which is expected to pass, will outlaw all abortions except to protect the life of the mother. That means no abortion if the pregnancy is only going to cripple the mother. No abortions for rape victims. No abortions for incest victims. No abortions during the first 40 or 50 days when even the Vatican doesn’t believe a soul yet exists.

Welcome to the new Republican World Order, where a clump of cells has more rights than an adult woman.

Google Search Changes

Over the last year I’ve noticed changes to how Google searches. It stopped telling me that “the” and “of” were common words. It started searching for phrases first, then words. Now I can get different search results for the same words by putting them in a different order.

For example:

turning of the screw” vs “of the screw turning

Google has become the first search engine to work the way my brain does.

Right Wing Media Bias Quantified

Some real work is being done to show how right-wing our media has become. Here is a brief list of recent items:

Update:

Paul Hackett and the DSCC/DCCC

The entrenched party leadership, with their heads still firmly up their asses (next to their tails) have managed to twist enough donor arms to drown the financial life out of Paul Hackett’s senate bid in Ohio. Paul Hackett. The Democrat who won 48% of the vote in a House election in a heavily (Heavily) Republican district last year.

Fuck the Democratic Leadership. (Can’t say it any plainer than that.)

I just sent an email to the DSCC/DCCC that is included below. Before I get to that though, I want to address the only comments coming from the idiots supporting what happened today:

Idiot statement #1: What’s done is done, now we all have to rally around our party’s guy.

No. Absolutely fucking not. How on God’s Green Earth will the Democratic party ever evolve or change if we blindly go along with whatever they do. I’m a social liberal and a fiscal conservative. I could just as easily be as Republican as a Democrat. The reason I’m not is that Republicans march in lock-step behind their leaders without independent thought, honesty, integrity, or moral judgement. I will NOT tolerate that behavior in my leaders or my party.

Idiot statement #2: Stop arguing. The Republicans are laughing at us.

They probably are. I laughed my ass off for weeks on end after Bush nominated Harriet Miers for the supreme court. Let them laugh. Oh, and try growing up. See #1. I’m not going be quiet for the sake of the party. The party had damn well better learn how to respect it’s members for the sake of the party.

Idiot statement #3: To be clear — Hackett didn’t stand a chance. He had a tenth of Brown’s money –Kos

I lost a lot of respect for Kos today. Many blogs have pointed out how he changed his tune on this topic. He waffled just a hair slower than the DSCC/DCCC he was railing against not to long ago and for the same reasons as them. One more Democrat who seems to have traded in his spine in exchange for a seat at the table of power. Maybe he’ll run for office now.

Here is my letter:

I am a lifelong liberal who switched to the Democratic party from the Green party after the 2000 election. Politically, I think I’ve wasted the last five years.

I keep hearing talk about how we have to support the Democratic party because it’s the only opposition in town. Well, too bad. I’d rather the Republicans kept winning until there was actually a party that supported liberals and listened to us, the little people. The net-roots. The activists.

After the Fiasco with Paul Hackett today, I guarantee you that the DSCC and DCCC will not see a penny of my money in 2006 or 2008. I will consider giving to the DNC but not if I think, for even a moment, that the rest of the “Democratic Leadership” will have any say in how that money is spent.

Grow a goddamn spine. Stand up for what you believe in, if you believe in anything other than your own power and the latest polling data.

I will continue to support local candidates here in Texas. One can only hope that you’ll stay the Hell out of the primaries down here.

Ding-Dong the New Deal is Dead

The New Deal is dead. The Democratic party, indeed most of the country, just doesn’t realize it yet. In this regard, the Bush administration is a huge success — for Republicans. That’s what they really wanted to have happen.

This year the national debt will reach 400% of federal revenues. By the time Bush leaves office it is likely to be more than 500%. Most of that debt is being bought by China and other Asian countries. They see the strategic wisdom in buying up our debt. Welcome to the new America, a wholly owned subsidiary of China. You’re worried about American values. You think it’s bad today? Just wait.

Of course, Bush doesn’t really want to sell off our assets and liquidate the country. The debt is as much a strategic move on his part as it is on China’s. Sure we can pay off that debt — we just have to eliminate all social programs. After all, the nanny state is here to tell you what to think, not to pay for your education.

And once the Republican government gets rid of all those pesky social programs, well, then they’ll be the Small Government Party that they’ve always claimed to be. Nevermind the gross spending on the military industrial complex. We NEED that. It’s not as if we could save costs through oversight, the elimination of war profiteering, or smarter management of our security dollars.

So you see, the New Deal was put on life support in 2000 and murdered while it slept in 2004. The funeral has just been delayed a bit while the Republicans carve up the carcass. Bits of flesh and gore just don’t look that good in a casket, even with a nice suit and tie. For those of you who would like to pay your respects, don’t worry, they’ll hold the services just as soon as they finish carving. It’ll have to be closed-casket though.

Update: In the original post I mistakenly referred to federal revenues as GDP (gross domestic product). No, I don’t know why. I just wasn’t thinking clearly.

Well that was embarrassing

Like I said the other day, I’m using a canned template that was created by somebody else (Denis Somar. I don’t want to knock the template in any way, on the contrary, I picked it because I liked the look. As I also mentioned the other day, it’s not exactly valid XHTML (although I think Denis made a good faith effort here).

At any rate, I figure the design will work until I have some time to create my own. The previous design wasn’t so much a design as it was an experiment in creating a WordPress template.

Why am I repeating so much from the previous post?

Because I just found out that in IE6/PC the content was way down below the menus in the sidebar which means ~75% of people visiting my website may have thought there was no content. Oops.

The lesson here is to never assume that something you didn’t make yourself is going to work as advertised. (You would think I would know this already having grown up in a Microsoft world.) It’s also entirely possible that I made a change somewhere the caused the problem as well, even though I didn’t touch the code for the main divs.

Good ideas from DocG

DocG suggested the following government reforms in the comments section of the conservative-yet-honest Balloon Juice blog:

Term limits, public financing of campaigns with a reasonable budget, elimination of spending personal money on seeking election to comgress, a sixty day campaigning window for ALL politically related money sources, 4 free daily 60 second spots on public airwave media during the 60 day window, banning lobbyists from providing anything of value to congresspersons, an absolute ban on former Congressmen from ever lobbying or providing legal advice to Congress or the administrative branch, build a new Capital building in South Dakota (modern communication has eliminated the need to huddle together in DC and the cost of living would be cheaper, its beautiful there, as well as dispersing power) are some ideas for real reform. Add your own to work for.

The bit about South Dakota may be a bit of tongue-in-cheek cheerleading, but these are excellent ideas. I’ve seen most recommended in liberal circles for some time, but I’m willing to bet that dries up the next time liberals come to power. The current leadership of both sides needs to go and some or all of the above needs to be implemented.